✦ The Magical Wizard
A cozy wizard's study at night: crooked bookshelves, a glowing violet crystal ball on a brass stand, a brass telescope aimed at a round starry window, an orrery, bubbling flasks, a pointed hat on a hook and an owl dozing on a perch.

Est. by popular nickname

Every family has
a wizard.

The one who fixes the Wi-Fi, names the bird by its song, knows why the sky is blue and which drawer has the batteries. Friends and nieces started calling one of us "the magical wizard" because he "knows stuff." This is his study. Mind the owl.

Ask the orb Open the cabinet

Ask the orb

Type a question. Any question. The orb answers with the wizard's best advice, then throws in one true thing you didn't ask for, because that is what wizards do.

The orb is listening.

Or try:

The curiosity cabinet

Nine compartments, nine true and strange things. Open them all and you're an apprentice.

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An antique wooden cabinet with nine square compartments holding a nautilus shell, a tiny octopus in a jar, a brass astrolabe, a pot of honeycomb, a pitted meteorite, an hourglass, a spotted feather, an amethyst geode and a banana, lit by two candles.

    The Wizard's Almanac

    A short letter of strange, true things, sent now and then: one fact, one useful trick, one thing to look up at. Free. If we made more, what would you want? Nothing is charged; this tells us what to build.

    A note pinned to the door

    Need a wizard for your business?

    By day, the wizard helps small business owners and solo operators get their time back with AI: the inbox, the scheduling, the admin that eats the week. No robes, no jargon, just your actual problems, sorted out together in a working session.

    See SynthOps 1:1 sessions

    One-hour sessions are $300, or three for $1,200. The owl does not attend.